A large part of my adolescence and adulthood has been spent watching The Simpsons. It has always been, and always will be one of my favorite and most treasured shows.
One thing that never really occurred to me, despite the hormones raging in my body during these very formative years of my sexuality, was to see Marge as a sex symbol. That changed, however, when I saw this cover of Maxim:
Marge is hot.
On one hand, my appreciation for cartoon babes is satisfied, but on the other hand… that’s Marge Simpson! I’m not quite sure how to feel about this. Do I dare let my imagination run wild and fantasize about this cartoon mom that I’ve known since I was 10? I was very conflicted. And then I saw this:
Wow. This should be… interesting. Even before I saw a couple of the leaked pictures, though, I knew they wouldn’t be all that risque. I mean come on – do you really think Fox would want Marge baring it all? We’d be lucky if we got a nipple, but I’m not going to complain. Marge is a MILF, whether your adolescence approves or not.


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